Funny Short Sayings and Quotes
"There is an exception to every rule...
except this one."
Proverbs and funny short sayings are used in all cultures throuhout history to give common sense advice and express that culture's insights all while making you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine and these are just what the doctor ordered.You goal as always is to be memorable to your prospect. Funny short sayings sayings can help you do that. Are you supposed to be a comedian with your prospects? Definitely not, (unless you are auditioning for the job). We know it is easier"to attract flies with honey,than vinegar (a proverb) Most importantly as Victor Borge said... “Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.” That is what you are trying to create. A friendship. The funny short sayings I have included here will make you think, reflect and chuckle. I know they will enrich you in both your personal and business life.
Enjoy... Funny Short Sayings & Quotes
Laughter is an instant vacation
- Anonymous
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
- Anonymous
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
- Anonymous
Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir
To err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even more human.
- John Nadeau
It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it.
- Anonymous
Middle age is when broadness of the mind, and narrowness of the waist, change places
- Anonymous
Life is full of uncertainties...or is it?
- Anonymous
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
- Mark Twain
Faith makes things possible, not easy.
- Anonymous
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
- Winston Churchill
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- Anonymous
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
- Anonymous
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
- Clifton Fadiman
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
- Thomas Jefferson
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Anonymous
Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?
- Anonymous
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
- Anonymous
One should never generalize.
- Anonymous
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
- Dennis Miller
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
Will Rodgers |
We have several pages of sayings for you to check out. Enjoy! Good Sayings pg 1 Famous Irish Sayings pg 2 Funny Quotes and Sayings pg 4 Funny Quotes or Sayings pg 5 Church Sign Sayings pg 6 Latin sayings pg 7 If you have some great sayings that you would like to add, simply fill out the form below. We would love to hear them.
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