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"Laughter is an Instant Vacation"
Funny quotes or sayings have been used in all cultures throuhout history to give common sense advice and express that culture's insights all while making you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine and the quotes and sayings we have for you are just what the doctor ordered.
It's said that without geography, you're nowhere, well without laughter, your empty.
Why are funny quotes and sayings good for you?
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. - Anonymous
A laugh is a smile that bursts. - Anonymous
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Anonymous
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold Glasow
A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh - Raymond Hitchcock
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. - Abraham Lincoln
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. - Ken Kesey
The funny quotes or sayings I have included here will make you think, reflect and chuckle. Get ready to smile and if you know what's good for you... laugh out loud.
Enjoy...
Funny Quotes or Sayings
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Anonymous
The one who snores will fall asleep first. - Anonymous
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Anonymous
There is an exception to every rule, except this one. - Anonymous
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone - Tommy Cooper
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. - Anonymous
Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle
He who laughs last thinks slowest! - Anonymous
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, What on earth happened? - Anonymous
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach - Anonymous
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. - Anonymous
Light travels faster than sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Anonymous
Success - all it takes is all you've got. - Anonymous
Coffee just isn't my cup of tea. - Anonymous
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. - Anonymous
By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it - Anonymous
This is a story told about four people named: Somebody, Everybody, Anybody and Nobody. There was one important job to be done. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about it because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. -Anonymous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous! - Anonymous
Cooperation can only be reached if we work together. - Anonymous
Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set. -Anonymous
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. - Anonymous
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Anonymous
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
"Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.”
Anonymous
We have several pages of sayings for you to check out. Enjoy!
