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Funny Quotes and Sayings
because...
"If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever..."
Funny quotes and sayings are used in all cultures throuhout history and just what we need on a daily basis. Really!
Laughing is actually therapy for your body. It will reduce stress which is exactly what you want when speaking to a prospect. Laughing really hard releases endorphins in your body which increases your body's tolerance of pain and gets your blood pumping faster. Your blood pressure lowers, your abdominal, leg, back and facial muscles all get a workout.
Why wouldn't you want to put some humor in your marketing materials? You really are helping your prospect.
Better yet...
Why wouldn't you want to forget everything else and just ponder these few pages of funny quotes and sayings for the next 15 minutes? Go ahead! It's your life!
Why are funny quotes and sayings good for you?
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.. - Shirley MacLaine
An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. - Anonymous
Laughter is the spark of the soul - Anonymous
Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. - Henry Ward Beecher
Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle
The funny quotes and sayings I have included here will make you think, reflect and chuckle. Get ready to smile and if you know what's good for you... Laugh out loud.
Go ahead, no one's looking.
Enjoy...
Funny Quotes and Sayings
“ Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. “ - Gracie Allen
“ You can't have everything... where would you put it? “
- Steven Wright
“ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint “
- Mark Twain
“ If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. “
- Anonymous
“ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. “
- Mark Twain
“ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? “
- Anonyymous
“ Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. “
- Dan Zevin
“ I found a great way to attract money... work! “
- Curtis D. Tucker
“ Two monologues do not make a dialogue “
- Jeff Daly
“ There's no such thing as fun for the whole family “
- Jerry Seinfeld
“ Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all. “
- Abraham Lincoln
“ If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else “
- Ann Landers
“ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. “
- Anonymous
“ Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. “
- Jonathan Swift
“ Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. “
- Anonymous
“ Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem “
- Bill Vaughan
“ A line is a dot that went for a walk. “
- Paul Klee
“ There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes “
- José Ortega y Gasset.
“ What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tator Tots“
-Anonymous
“ A closed mouth gathers no foot. “
- Anonymous
“ A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't “
- Anonymous
“ Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. “
- Anonymous
“ An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good “
- Anonymous
“ A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle“
- Ian Fleming
“ Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese. “
- G.K.Chesterton
"A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.”
-Puzant Kevork Thomajan
We have several pages of sayings for you to check out. Enjoy!
