Funny Proverbs and Quotes
because...
"Fortune smiles upon the man
who can laugh at himself. "
Funny proverbs are used in all cultures throughout history and are just perfect for adding some humor to a conversation or marketing message. Really!Laughing has been called "internal jogging" because just as jogging releases endorphins which help the body reduce stress, so does laughter. It's actually therapy for your body. So when when you are speaking to a prospect, if there is a chance to easily lift them and you up with a couple of words...why not? The average child laughs over 100 times a day. The average adult maybe 4-7. That's on a good day you say? Time for a funny proverb or funny saying. We have a couple of pages of them, here, here and here. Laughter is that important. "In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you also understand the most amusing.” ”
Winston Churchill |
When would you not use funny proverbs? Perhaps during a somber, serious occasion, that 's understood, but a moment of humor, a short chuckle or a quick smile will go a long ways to strengthen any relationship. Give it a try... Why are funny quotes and sayings good for you? With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-Abraham Lincoln
It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile
- Anonymous
A good laugh is the best medicine, whether you are sick or not
- Anonymous
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
- Anonymous
An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.
- Anonymous
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it..
- Bill Cosby
The funny proverbs and quotes that I have here for you are good for the mind, heart and soul. We all have deadlines in life, meetings to attend, appointments to keep. Read a couple of these on your way and use them, on yourself, with your prospect... perhaps a perfect stranger whose load needs to be lightened. Enjoy! Funny Proverbs and Quotes
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life
- Anonymous
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking
- Anonymous
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
- Steven Wright
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
- Anonymous
A rich man's joke is always funny.
- Anonymous
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
- Anonymous
To quarrel with a drunk is to wrong a man who is not there.
- Anonymous
A lazy man is wiser in his own eyes than seven men who give advice
- Proverbs 26:16
When I was a boy, the Dead sea was only sick
- George Burns
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
- Anonymous
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold Glasow
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh
- Raymond Hitchcock
The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before.
- Gilbert Chesterton
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
- Dick Cavett
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now.
- Woodrow Wilson
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
- Anonymous
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
- Steven Wright
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
- Mark Twain
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.
- Anonymous
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
- Anonymous
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
- Anonymous
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Anonymous
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
- Anonymous
Time wounds all heels
- Anonymous
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
- Anonymous
The average person thinks he isn’t.
-Father Larry Lorenzoni
He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery
- Anonymous
You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
- Irish Proverb
Where there's a will, there's a relative
- Anonymous
"A closed mouth gathers no feet.”
Anonymous |
We have haver several pages of proverbs for you to check out. Enjoy! List of Proverbs pg 1 Proverbs Sayings pg 2 Traditional Japanese Proverbs pg 3 Japanese Proverbs pg 4 Famous Proverbs pg 6 Proverbs from around the world pg 7 If you have something to add to our funny proverbs, simply fill out the form below. We would love to hear from you.
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